Scott Paparcuri Live:
How Does This Affect Me?
J-E-T-S: Just End The Season. : Just End The Season.
Why do J-E-T-S fans spell the word JETS. To prove that he can. Typical
Jet fan: A 34 year old volunteer fireman lives with his parents. He
works at a deli while he is waiting for the results of the police
test. He drinks! ALOT! Drinking helps him cope with being him. And he
LOVES his J-E-T-S!
I give the Jet fan credit. He certainly is not a front runner. He is
loyal. He is passionate. He is also usually overweight, drunk and
angry. “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son” – Dean Wormer. But now the J-E-T-S are in the AFC Championship game. Uncharted territory. An incredible run. I give that team credit. But they must lose this week. And they will lose this week. Why? Because that’s what the J-E-T-S do. They lose. And no team is better at it. How does this affect me? Drunken J-E-T-S fans are everywhere. They are loud, sloppy, disruptive and a little scary. A few tips:
1) STAY INSIDE: The J-E-T-S fans are dangerous people to be around right now. They live to drink, co*cblock and fight proudly wearing their uncomfortably tight, autographed Wayne Chrebet jerseys. This week the J-E-T-S fan will be drinking Jack Daniels from his father’s liquor cabinet instead of his usual pint of Georgi. DANGER!
2) DRIVE SAFE: Right now there is a J-E-T-S fan driving drunk without a license in his mother’s car. Be careful out on the roads. Drunk driving arrests have quadrupled in Long Island over the past 3 weeks since the J-E-T-S began their improbable journey.
3) DISCOURAGE ELABORATE PLANS: The J-E-T-S fan is talking about flying to San Diego for the Super Bowl. In this economy? Who needs that kind of financial stress on a roofer’s salary?
4) PARK NEXT TO A SHOPPING CART: Many J-E-T-S fans are calling in sick to work this week.When the J-E-T-S fan doesn’t show up for work, it affects all of us. I have to walk 50 feet to get a shopping cart because “Sully” isn’t there to retrieve them.
5) WATCH YOUR HUSBAND: People who normally chill with the fam on a Sunday are now gathering together to watch the J-E-T-S. All it takes is one drunken J-E-T-S fan in the room and your husband is engulfing funnels of Meister Brau like “Frank the Tank” in Old School. Never Good! Domestic violence calls have risen 1000% in the Tri-State Area
over the past 22 days. J-E-T-S Just End The Season. PLEASE! If for no other reason than to shorten the lines for those of us who buy cold cuts at Stop and Shop. Scott Paparcuri
Letterheady, “an online homage to offline correspondence” that focuses on the design of the letterhead, not content. We’ve rounded up some of their most high-profile letterheads after the jump, including those belonging to The Rolling Stones, Harry Houdini, and Albert Einstein.
Amy Fisher Website – Amy Fisher aka the “Long Island Lolita,” will be going on tour as a stripper.Fisher said:
“I love to dance,and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’”
Amy Fisher website can be found at http://amyfisher.com/ (WARNING MUST BE 18 TO GO ON THE SITE DUE TO NUDITY).
That’s all we have for now on Amy Fisher Website.
Ivanka Trump’s been a busy lady. The 27 year-old daughter of business mogul Donald Trump recently published her first book and launched a jewelry line, in addition to her real estate ventures. Somehow she also had time to get hitched to longtime beau Jared Kirschner. (Vera Wang Dress)
Captain Lou Albano, who became one of the most recognized professional wrestlers of the 1980s after appearing in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” music video, died Wednesday. He was 76.
Albano, whose real name was Louis Vincent Albano, died in Westchester County in suburban New York, said Dawn Marie, founder of Wrestlers Rescue, an organization that helps raise money for the health care of retired wrestlers. He died of natural causes, Marie said.
World Wrestling Entertainment called him one of the company’s “most popular and charismatic legends.”
Marge Simpson will be flashing her boobies and booty in the November issue of Playboy Magazine. If getting naked inside the magazine doesn’t sound crazy enough to you, Marge will even be on the cover of the magazine. The interview and three page pictorial will run in honor of The Simpson’s 20th anniversary. Playboy
Michael Jackson’s new single “This Is It” began streaming on the late singer’s Web site and hitting radio airwaves Monday at midnight, nearly four months after the King of Pop died on June 25 at age 50.
The upbeat R&B track features vocal backup by Jackson’s brothers and the lyrics “This is it, here I stand/I’m the light of the world, I feel grand.”
The two-disc album This Is It will be available in the U.S. on Oct. 27, the day before the release of the Michael Jackson documentary This Is It on Oct. 28.
The fake Megan Fox Supergirl craze hits the wire! An apparently animated picture of Megan Fox as a ‘Supergirl’ is being viewed by millions that is kind nude Megan Fox. The 23-year-old sex symbol Megan Fox was rated as “Sexiest Woman in the World” in 2008. Now see her in a new role and new look. Wiki
Patrick Swayze has died after a nearly two-year battle with pancreatic cancer. The 57-year-old “Dirty Dancing” actor died Monday with family at his side. He came forward about his illness last spring, but continued working as he underwent treatments.
It was 1987 when Swayze became a star with his performance in “Dirty Dancing,” a coming-of-age story set in a Catskills resort. The 1990 film “Ghost” cemented his status as a screen favorite.
